Posted 6 hours ago

cassjaytuck:

what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you

Posted 6 hours ago

poopflow:

if u have good cheekbones aND good eyebrows fuck u

Posted 6 hours ago

bullied:

party at my house bring food then leave

Posted 7 hours ago
Posted 7 hours ago

alphalewolf:

Those women are doing a public service, Chris.

Posted 7 hours ago

oknope:

i don’t wanna be famous for the fame
i wanna be famous so i can meet other famous people

Posted 7 hours ago

inbox:

why do teapots scream like wtf shut the hell up you piece of shit

Wait what..

Posted 1 day ago

peachvenom:

periods help you learn how to get blood off of things which is probably why you hear more stories of men caught with murder

Posted 1 day ago

shewhohangsoutincemeteries:

friends are constantly coming to me for advice about their relationships and love lives and i’m just

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Posted 1 day ago